ongoing scrapbook of obscure, found art & media littered across the internet as well as attics, auctions, basements, flea markets, forgotten stag mags, yard sales, public restrooms... cause who doesn't love jerkin' off in someone else's garbage?
DAILY DOWNLOAD Beetlejism - The spirit is more than willing! When a young couple moves into their new home, an explosion of sexual hauntings erupts with erotic vengeance. Beetlejism-that delicious demented soul of the sexual supernatural is behind it all. Get ready for an urge of incredible nonstop sex. Everyone get’s scared stiff and sticky!
The cold garage sound of Trenton, New Jersey’s Dark Surfers & The Yawns calls up the ghosts of Nick Cave and Tom Waits (even tho dudes ain’t dead yet). They’ve got that sloppy alcohol swagger that holds a man up by his suspenders while he leans long into his mic stand and dangles his cig from his smirking lip. Start with “My Witch” and then crank up the sweet boy-girl duet of “Planet Drunk”.
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DAILY DOWNLOAD Mini Vampire - A midget vampire terrorizes a small town, attacking dating couples in their randy moments. The news soon spread and a professional vampire hunter is called upon to settle the case, but he finds the little bloodsucker hurt and unable to attack. The greedy mayor sees the opportunity to take advantage of the situation when a film crew comes to town to make an experimental film about the famous monster.
“As Taras do Mini-Vampiro (aka Little Vampire Taints) is a nice horror comedy (decidedly very light on anything resembling horror but featuring a midget vampire which is always a bit creepy). This one stars Chumbinho (aka Fuk Fuk the Brazilian Midget). I love this guy. He causes a guy to be orally dis-membered by a woman giving him a blowjob and sticks strawas in people to drink their blood. He just looks funny really, and is a treat to see act like an ass. There’s also a lovingly raunchy scene of a fat bearded guy masturbating to pictures of horses at horse shows! Hahaha! Gold I tell you! This mini-vampire is a bit odd. He walks around during the day with sunglasses and sleeps hanging upside down in public during the daytime. He spies on people having sex and manages to dine at the Y. There’s plenty of straight sex, girls giving blowjobs, etc. This is a good porn film for a Saturday afternoon when you have the pad to yourself and you don’t feel like watching Kung Fu Theater for want of something spank worthy AND cheezily entertaining.”
(via lickmydecals)
